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My Bloody Valentine

6/10
Mystery . Horror . Thriller
 

Ten years ago, a tragedy changed the town of Harmony forever. Tom Hanniger, an inexperienced coal miner, caused an accident in the tunnels that trapped and killed five men and sent the only survivor, Harry Warden, into a permanent coma. But Harry Warden wanted revenge. Exactly one year later, on Valentine’s Day, he woke up…and brutally murdered twenty-two people with a pickaxe before being killed.

 
Actors: Jaime King , Jensen Ackles , Karen Baum , Megan Boone , Kevin Tighe , Tom Atkins , Edi Gathegi , Betsy Rue , Kerr Smith , Joy de la Paz
Directors: Patrick Lussier
Country: USA
Release: 2009-01-16
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  • Marc Savlov

    MBV 3D is full-on, old-school, Fangoria-approved, gorehound heaven – a supersaturated arterial goregasm with zero socially redeeming values for anyone other than first-year med students.

    Austin Chronicle Full Review
  • Jenni Miller

    This is a fun midnight movie. Horror fans, get your friends together and go see some gore and some naked chicks in three dimensions.

    Premiere Full Review
  • Frank Scheck

    The 3-D effects come fast and furious, rendered with a technical skill and humor that gives this otherwise strictly formulaic slasher picture whatever entertainment value it possesses.

    The Hollywood Reporter Full Review
  • Jeannette Catsoulis

    A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in.

    The New York Times Full Review
  • Joe Leydon

    At heart an unabashedly retro work, reveling in the cliches and conventions of the slasher horror pics that proliferated in the early 1980s.

    Variety Full Review
  • Clark Collis

    What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.

    Entertainment Weekly Full Review
  • Scott Tobias

    But save for a giddily gratuitous sequence involving full-frontal nudity, a little person, and a French bulldog, the film is strictly by-the-numbers slasher boilerplate. It won't endure past the weekend.

    The A.V. Club Full Review
  • Mark Olsen

    Wooden performances by forgettable, generic actors -- again, just like in the original -- don't aid in making things any less leaden. Perhaps this is the best one can hope for from something like My Bloody Valentine 3-D, that it be just good enough to not be annoying. Or in this specific case, physically painful.

    Los Angeles Times Full Review
  • Scott Mendelson

    If a movie like My Bloody Valentine plays like a dime-store slasher picture, then adding 3D to the proceedings will only make it look like a 3D dime-store slasher picture.

    Film Threat Full Review
  • Ethan Gilsdorf

    Lussier stages his movie not so much around nail-biting moments as novel ways to fling entrails at his viewers. But if you take pleasure in such mindless gore, there must be worse ways to spend 100 minutes.

    Boston Globe Full Review
  • Jim Ridley

    There's no excitement or terror in watching the 3-D execution of 2-D actors giving 1-D performances, just the steadily diminishing returns of the same eye gouge delivered ad infinitum.

    L.A. Weekly Full Review
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